Peptalk for Paul

Alright, Paul. You've missed a few in the past. That's alright. Everyone makes some mistakes.

But this time. This time your record has been perfect.

Some want you dead. Spain has offered you protection. And Peta wants you released.

And now you have made your selection for the final game in favor of Spain. I admit, Paul, I had no interest in this World Cup until you came along. But you sealed the deal.

Pay no attention to Mani, that silly little Malaysian parrot. All eyes are on you.